maybe he could battle tom selleck’s chest hair July 2, 2008
I’m not much into cartoons, but here’s a concept I could get behind:
Primary Wave, the publisher that owns most of the Hall & Oates catalog is shopping around a cartoon called “J-Stache” in which John’s upper-lip hair is used as a weapon to fell such evil stache-wearing villains as Tom Selleck and David Crosby.
Pfffttt. John Bolton’s ’stache would rule them all.