The worst baby name ever November 21, 2008
I am completely confident in declaring Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson’s new baby to have THE WORST baby name ever.
Bronx Wentz.
Just say that out loud.
Bronx Wentz.
Congrats to the new parents. I’m sure he’s gorgeous. And I’ll bet he’ll insist on being known as “Will” or “David” or “Ben” by about fifth grade.







How could you leave out “Mowgli”?
Mowgli isn’t to my taste, but it’s sort of whimsical and literary and fun. And it’s in the middle. No one will actually call him that. I think it’s okay to have a little fun with the middle name.
but BRONX WENTZ??? Dear Gawd.
Mark Steyn likes to say that in every World War II movie there was a guy from Brooklyn, but if there’s ever a World War III every movie about it will have a guy named Brooklyn.
So what’s next? Bronx Bagheera Wentz? Bronx Shere Khan Wentz? Bronx Baloo Wentz?
I like the sound of Bronx Baloo better than Bronx Mowgli.
I am begining to think the celebs are pulling our collective legs….surely these names are all a joke on the public & press to give the kids a little privacy. Kinda like the blog names you use so strangers can’t call kids by name & pretend to KNOW them…
whoa, people– my son’s middle name is Mowgli and we all love it. and yep, we call him Mowgli often enough. it is a most awesome name, trust me. none of us has ever regretted the choice, which he made himself (we legally changed his name when he was four and he got to pick).
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LOL I have heard MUCH worse..but I call my daughter’s nick name is Mo so I really can’t say much on this one
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